Here we go... :)





So I've been working on this for a while and can I just say how hard it is to fit John and Hank's awesomeness into pictures? Because you physically can't. So I did my best. :) Coloring was a bit funky too since you know, they were youtube videos. But thank god for HD youtube now! Quite nice to work with. Also the caps are not in order of videos either. Unfortunately too hard to do as well. Alright, hope you enjoy this! And as always if you have no idea what I'm talking about, head right over here and start at the beginning: (Vlogbrothers) I swear it's like watching a TV series. DFTBA!!!



John: Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.

John: Maybe Harry Potter's real, AND YOU AREN'T!



John: The second coming...in your pants.

John: I'm thankful to you for the amazing year that we've had getting to know each other as grownup siblings. Now, I realize there's that there's something a little bit ironic about calling you and myself a grownup when we spent a lot of the year putting stuff on our heads and singing about Harry potter, but still.



John: In your opinion, what is the least useful superpower?’ I dunno, like, supersonic knitting? The ability to tell time with your moustache?

John: I’m thankful that I have 2 functioning eyes, 3 Nerdfighter t-shirts, and 1 beautiful Yeti.



Hank: Thanks for dying for us, Mr. Tree. We appreciate it. Your life is worth 15 dollars!

John's Journal, 1984: "Today was a great day. My brother got sick."



Hank: All I am saying, is give Peeps a chance!

John: Who the eff is Hank? Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock, visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth’s moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is, in fact, just something orbiting out there in the distance.



John: Mmmmm...nerdy...

John: Very rare. You probably won't get it. BUT YOU MIGHT!!!



Hank: That's a map of the realm of Narnia...yeah...it's a map of the realm of Narnia.

Hank: Lady lady lady, lady lady lady, lady lady lady lady lady JOHN GREEN!!!



Hank: I had never been in Abercrombie & Fitch before today, and, OMG. I thought it was where all the popular people shopped! Is it-is it a gay store? Seriously my mind is made up. Abercrombie & Fitch is gayer than both Claire's and the Beef Stick Stand.

John: Who the eff is Hank?’ Hank is a tiny yellow song bird said to represent the soul of France.



John: We got Islam, we got wicker basket, then we got Christianity. You have to separate them with the wicker basket so they don't get mad at each other.

Hank: ...and for those of you who I can't see, you're seeing me now, and I see you. I can feel you on the other side of the camera. I can-- ...'auto-power off?' 'Auto-pow-- I don't know why this camera does that. We're having a moment, and it 'auto-power-offed' me.



Hank: Hank. Is it true that you're a founding member of the Mars Society? Thank you for asking, YES I AM.

Hank: If bookstores sold books like Harry Potter a week early, J.K. Rowling would hire an army of Harry Potter mercenaries, and they would go and kill Barnes and Noble with special wands that shoot bullets out of them and are called AK-47s.



John: These are so nerdy...I LIKE THEM...

John: When I get, like, excited and busy, I get almost Hankian.



John: Smart nerd.

John: OMG. The Evil Baby Orphanage.



John: God, I love rainbows.

John: So those are my 2 pieces of advice: Read a lot and more elf!



Hank: Internet sensation BITCH!!!

John: Who the eff is Hank? Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. Hank is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system’s mass. If you stare at Hank for too long, you will go blind.



Hank: I really have to admire all of these people’s ability to completely ignore me.

John: Dear Evolution, I have always believed in you, and I have always defended you. Now make me a puppy-sized elephant! Your friend, John.

Evolution: Thank you for your letter. We made you a puppy-sized elephant, but then you killed it. Fancy that. You’re welcome for your thumbs, Evolution.



John: A heart?! You can't be the Dread Fireball Roberts and have a HEART ON YOUR CAST!!!

John: Everyone knows that drinking milk from Nerdfighting cows is the number 1 way to get your recommended daily allowance of awesome.



Hank: Hello! I'm not John!

John: The only thing I fear more than our planet becoming uninhabitable to humans is my neighbors thinking I’m a crazy liberal.



John: I was like, to the concierge, ‘Hey, um, where do you get all the party blowers?’ And he was like, ‘Sir, I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.

Hank: And I thought to myself, 'Huh. I feel kind of like a Jonas Brother. I think I gotta go take a shower.'



John: When it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, ‘All right, well, take care. Talk to you soon.’ And I said, ‘Best wishes!’ Best wishes!?

John: ...No actually could you make it a bit shorter cause when I said "just a little bit off the top I like it long and messy", what I meant was: I'm joining the Marines.

John: Good morning Hank. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "My older brother really needs a haircut". Well Hank, I have one thing to say to that. NEVER!!!



Hank: What you should be doing is watching us while you poop. Multi-tasking!

Hank: You got really angry, not because it hurt, but because you were afraid that I had messed up your braces…which is pretty much the nerdiest response to getting punched in the mouth ever.



John: Oh my god. WE PWNED OPRAH!!!

John: I got to thinking that you and me and the nerdfighters could potentially pool our resources and purchase the town of Winner, South Dakota, and then build a kind of Nerdfighting commune there.



Hank: If I look really fast, I can see me looking at me. It's somewhat torturous...cause he's always looking away right when I look at him. AHH!

John: Which disease would you most want to have?’ Um, Hyperawesometitus.



John: Oh my god. I am a banana.

Youtuber: Are you Gandalf?
John: You shall not!-I mean who am I kidding my wizard stick is an umbrella. Also, I don't think Gandalf calls it a wizard stick.



John: You wanna know how I know I'm grown up? My favorite thing about Christmas? CHRISTMAS PANTS.

John: According to my mom, the meanest thing Hank ever did to me was try to kill me with a hammer and the meanest thing I ever did to him was spill some red cough syrup on his bed spread and then hug him too hard.



John: You know how when you type something into Google it suggests what you might mean? Well Hank the most common question that begins with the words "Is Edward Cullen..." is "Is Edward Cullen real?" NO. No he is not real!!!

John: If I’m too old to be Emo, how do you account for the very Emo and very old Edgar Allan Poe? Checkmate!



John: You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular frikkin' ice cream, instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air... and human hope.

Youtuber: Will you marry me?
John: That would make me a felon and I don’t wanna go to prison. Nerdfighters don’t win in prison.

John: The punchline was always “Poop,” Hank.